Apr 24 2008
Top 10 Reasons Why Bestiality is Beautiful!
Is there anything more wonderful than inter-species love?
Man/woman love is so overrated (as is obvious from the 50% divorce rate).
But before anyone scampers to their local park to pork a poodle, ask yourself one question - are you truly ready for everything inter-species love entails?
If so, read on.If not, skip upsetting yourself, dash to the comments section, and register your outrage.
But whatever you do… don’t continue reading.
Really. Don’t.
DON’T!
Still here? Didn’t the poodle satisfy you so you’re back for more ideas on how to spice up your life?
Or - and this is really out there - maybe you realize this post isn’t about inter-species sex.
But that very first sentence says: “Is there anything more wonderful than inter-species love?” What else could it be about?
- Well, my ‘Obesity‘ post is an attack on fat people, not an indictment of the consumerist society we worship, isn’t it?
- And ‘China‘ - that’s about invading China, not about us sacrificing a few Western luxuries so those in the East can lead better lives, isn’t it?
- So, logically, what else could ‘Bestiality’ be about but sex with animals!
Unfortunately, some of this blog’s readers fixate on odd phrases which distract them from a post’s true meaning.
Just as an ‘old fashioned’ TV picture is composed of millions of dots, these posts are not about their individual phrases, sentences and ideas but about the bigger picture that all those parts paint together.
So why adopt a writing style which can confuse people?
We live in an age of information overload - everywhere we go, we get news, opinions, statistics, advertisements, advice screamed at us. Overwhelmed so, it’s impossible for us to process all but the most relevant information, so we’re oblivious to many global issues.
Coming at a subject from a unique angle means that it might cut through the clamour and reach people. Whether readers agree with my conclusion or not is incidental - the vital thing is that they consider the issue.
Why is it vital? Why don’t I just play nice and make it easy? Because we don’t have that option. Between poverty, disease, exploitation, global warming, and species extinctions, the world is in big trouble, yet most people don’t really know that much about it. Why?
Because they don’t question things. We are so consumed with own lives that we have little time for anything outside of them so it’s so easy and so tempting to simply take things on face value - like this post from its title and introduction!
Sorry, but that’s a luxury we can no longer afford. So, whether it’s the government, the media, or a simple blog post, we should always question and look for the ‘real’ truth, the ‘real’ meaning behind the words. Words can manipulate so easily.
So what is this post really about? Well, that depends on whether or not you’re confusing inter-species love with inter-species sex!
Check out this image gallery.
- Tell me you don’t smile while looking at them.
- Tell me you don’t marvel at the wonders of nature.
- Tell me you aren’t moved by the unbelievable made believable.
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There are conflicting stories about this tiger - the world news reported that she adopted these piglets after her cubs died; internet rumours question that. But what’s it matter? For a tiger to see defenseless, little piglets as anything but juicy pork chops is astounding! |
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How would you feel if every time you looked out of your window there, in your garden, a real-life Bambi and Thumper were playing together. |
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I don’t know anything about these two but then, you don’t have to - the picture says it all. |
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Okay, here’s one especially for all you cat/dog lovers out there. Get ready to say, “Awwwwww!” |
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I don’t usually do ‘cute’, but sometimes you’ve just gotta smile! Plus, here’s a lesson for us all - put two ‘kids’ together at an early enough age and they don’t see race, gender, even species, all they see is another ‘kid’, another friend. Wonder why society never thought of that? |
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We’ve all had bad days. And we’ve all dreamed of being rescued by a hero. A dead kangaroo on the roadside is nothing unusual in Australia, so most people passed one on by in Torquay, Victoria… But then Rex isn’t most people! Alone, he pulled the dying joey from his mother’s pouch and gently carried him home, saving his life. |
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The 2004 the Indian Ocean tsunami didn’t only destroy people’s lives - meet Owen, a baby hippopotamus who lost his family and his home. Luckily, he was befriended by Mzee, a 130 year old tortoise. |
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When you’re just an average-sized dog, if you see a 1200lb (600kg) polar bear stalking towards you the last thing you’re going to think is that the bear is NOT looking for a meal but a playmate. |
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Little black cat Cassie was a stray until someone found her, took pity on her, and adopted her. Moses the crow became her new friend, provider, and protector. |
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Kamunyak (meaning Blessed One) is a lioness in Kenya which, instead of eating a vulnerable, stray oryx calf, adopted it. Have you ever seen anything more beautiful, or more moving than this story? |
Okay, this is not normal for most of these animals. But does that matter? It’s not normal for every child to grow up to be an Einstein or a Monet yet we still hold up people of greatness as shining ideals of what any one of us COULD become. By the same logic, if an individual animal can achieve such levels of love, empathy and compassion, couldn’t the potential be there for the entire species?
Now, if these ‘primitive’ species can love so profoundly, with their ‘primitive’ worldviews and their ‘primitive’ concepts of ‘self’ and ‘other’, then, with our vast intellects and capacities for compassion and empathy, why do we find it so difficult to love our fellow creatures?
So, what’s this post about?
Two things.
With our aptitude for logical thought, why do we always demand instant gratification as if thinking is a chore to be avoided?
And secondly…
If ‘animals’ can show such profound love for each other, then why can’t we?
So go. See. Feel. Live.
Steve
P.S. Just in case anyone is STILL unclear about the meaning of this post, feel free to pose a question in a comment, but whatever you do, even though I talked about it in the opening section, please do NOT pork a poodle!
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