Comments on: Top 10 Reasons Why Bestiality is Beautiful!

By: Steve N. Lee

Steve N. Lee — Wed, 14 May 2008 13:59:18 +0000

Farley, if you are joking, then don’t give up your day job to be a comedian.

If you are serious, then this truly is hilarious!

Forget Shakespeare, Hemmingway, Dickens… I wonder what works of genius could have been penned if only everyone was as great at writing words together as what you are like. (Oh…! Look at that! It’s easier to write like an illiterate imbecile than I thought!)

For someone who has absolutely no concept of grammar, punctuation, or even of the forming of cogent sentences, you sure do like to give voice to your opinions, don’t you? If only you had something worth saying and knew how to say it.

Thanks for making me smile, Farley.
Steve

P.S. You’re banned from my blog. Not because of what you said about me but because your lack of intelligence and vocabulary led you to fall back on that old standby of the illiterate - the F word.

P.P.S. It is strange how it was this particular post that caught your eye with regards to my writing talent, or lack there of. Now far be it from me to suggest that upstanding Farley here is any kind of sicko, but it does seem a coincidence. After all, finding a post with a title like this ones must be like waking up Christmas morning and finding yourself in Santa’s grotto - if you’re a twisted pervert, that is. Could such sexual frustration lead someone to want to vent if they found cats befriending birds and hippos playing with tortoises but were craving baboons in bras and cows in lipstick? Yep, I think we’ve all got your number, Farley!

By: Farley

Farley — Wed, 14 May 2008 01:34:12 +0000

It’s been a while since I came across such an article, the illiteracy of whose author would have been a boon for all mankind. Steve, it’s not that I don’t “agree” with you, but please stop, right now. You can’t wrote for f*ck [edited]. Hugs and kisses.

By: Samantha Overy

Samantha Overy — Sun, 11 May 2008 23:07:11 +0000

Hi Steve,
Extremely well done,you would be a top seller in the corporate world of advertising and ‘false’ advertising. We always need to do more than just scratch the surface to find out what is below the depths otherwise we find we are reporting that the sky is falling.Also judging a book by it’s cover is rarely a good idea. Great to see you drawing the crowds in with your ingenuity. Great entertainment value.I eagerly awit the next installment.

By: Denise

Denise — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:45:24 +0000

I knew that this title was misleading on purpose, which is brilliant! In fact, I love reading your posts-very thought-provoking & intelligent!

By: Personal Development by TRCoach

Personal Development by TRCoach — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:57:08 +0000

There are 4 definitions of bestiality.
1. brutish or beastly character or behavior; beastliness.
2. indulgence in beastlike appetites, instincts, impulses, etc.
3. an instance of bestial character or behavior.
4. sexual relations between a person and an animal.
I’m going to use #1 Sometimes beastly character can be very loving. I’m sure many people have pets who sometimes show more love than the humans do.

Thanks,Tom(TRCoach)

By: Troy Dooly

Troy Dooly — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:34:42 +0000

Steve,

I have to say because of my marketing background I was intrigued and had to read your post.

I did make sure my wife was watching just in case I had to take a leak or get a drink and she happened to stroll by and see the headline :)

Great post as always!!!!

Never Give Up,

Troy

By: Betty Howard

Betty Howard — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:51:42 +0000

Thank you Deanna, for bringing this to my attention. This was a beautiful way to start the day. If the point of this article would, by miracle of miracles, become daily routine, then we would have found Heaven.

By: Warren Jeffrey Motter

Warren Jeffrey Motter — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:37:40 +0000

Have been seeing so many of these videos, lately. Do believe that Creator is attempting to get us two-leggeds to help one another instead of being so in-humane. Let the Furry Ones in touch with Creator lead the way. Then, let’s all follow.

By: Pili

Pili — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:22:26 +0000

I was very surprised about the title, but somehow I knew you were trying

to make a point. You did that with the samples here, and they are very

good. The animals´ love is unconditional. We, humans, need to learn

from them. Thanks Steve for posting such an eye opener.

By: Steve N. Lee

Steve N. Lee — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:06:03 +0000

Oops…

Forgot to mention. I’m trying - rather unsuccessfully - to fund the costs of this site with Google advertising that relies simply on people clicking ads, whether they ultimately buy anything or not. Google’s system is pretty impressive - it analyzes a page’s contents, extracts the keywords (e.g. dog, animal rights, conservation, etc) and then displays relevant ads from its database that match those keywords.

Now, I don’t know what Google U.S. is showing on that side of the Atlantic, but Google U.K. has totally blanked this page - not one single ad.

Terminator is one of my favourite movie franchises of all time. It does look like mankind is safe from annihilation by intelligent machines, though, as we have weapons of mass destruction we didn’t even know we had - dry wit and irony! Machines just can’t handle it!

Strange that everyone who’s read this post gets its subtle and complex ideas totally, while a machine that only has to pick out a few odd words is completely thrown by just that one ‘tricky’ one in the title.
Steve