May
29
2008
There are pros and cons with everything so surely extinction has an upside!
Most of us hope for happiness, success, companionship, health… We welcome improvement to our lot and avoid anything that threatens our dreams. Of course, it’s great to get what we want when we want it, but shouldn’t we question the cost more often than we do?

Whether it’s made from precious metals, has designer labels, or is as mundane as the gossip-filled magazine, most of what we ‘can’t live without’ is just utter crap without which our lives would be equally fulfilled.
And to make all this crap we destroy the world.
Whether it’s deforesting the Amazon in Brazil to graze cows for burgers or flooding ancient valleys in China for hydroelectric power, we don’t just exploit the world but beat the living crap out of it till it gives us what we want. (Note, that’s what we ‘want’, not what we ‘need’!)
Let’s face it, if the earth was a child it would’ve been taken into care decades ago.
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May
22
2008

Cancer? Well, it’s one of those good news/bad news deals, isn’t it?
The bad news is one in three of us is going to become intimately acquainted with cancer leading to a lifelong relationship.
The good news is not to worry if you don’t get on as that ‘lifelong’ friendship won’t actually last that long!
Isn’t there any way to avoid befriending such a disagreeable character?
Let’s see, you can eat healthily, avoid excess in… well, everything, you can exercise, make all manner of lifestyle changes, but there’s no guarantee. Especially as no amount of bran, jogging, or abstinence will ever change your genes.
Bottom line?
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May
15
2008
There’s a killing to be made from exploiting the poor, but how can you grab your share before big businesses and governments snatch it all?

President Bush recently requested another $70 billion to fund the campaign in Iraq. Was Saddam a monster? Were there WMDs? Links to Al-Qaeda? Was it all about oil…? All excellent questions, but isn’t the question - Can’t $70 billion be better spent?
I don’t know about you but I like to fritter my hard-earned cash away on little luxuries like, oh, I don’t know, food, shelter, heating… So thanks to this voracious ‘shopping’ addiction of mine, it’s possible I’ll never see $70 billion in my bank account.
Of course, it might be different for you - the average wage in the U.S. is around $40,000 so you could see $70 billion in your account in just 1.75 million years.
Still, just in case you retire before you hit that landmark, here’s what $70 billion actually looks like - $70,000,000,000.00
Yep, that’s a whole lot of zeroes!
So, back to ‘the’ question - what could you spend all those zeroes on if not on killing people? Continue Reading »
May
08
2008
Is it possible to change the world by doing absolutely nothing?
Some people are just so lazy. They’d like to change the world, but it’s just such hard work! Isn’t there an easy option that involves doing absolutely squat?
Let’s see… What if…?
What if you threw a party and no one came?
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May
01
2008
Christmas? Everyday!
[Costingtons department store boardroom; execs sitting around a table.]
CEO: Okay, people, we need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
Exec #1: How about something religious? We had great penetration last spring with Christmas Two.
Exec #2: Oh, I know. Spendover, like Passover - less talk, more presents.
[Everyone starts talking at once]
CEO: No, no, no! No, it’s gotta be warm and fuzzy. Something like, um, “Love Day”, but not so lame.
[Days later. The Simpsons’ living-room. Marge enters.]
Marge: Happy Love Day, everyone!
Lisa: Come on, Mom, the stores just invented this holiday to make money.
Homer: Lisa, don’t you ruin another Love Day!
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