May 01 2008
Like Christmas Day Every Day!
Christmas? Everyday!
CEO: Okay, people, we need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
Exec #1: How about something religious? We had great penetration last spring with Christmas Two.
Exec #2: Oh, I know. Spendover, like Passover - less talk, more presents.
[Everyone starts talking at once]
CEO: No, no, no! No, it’s gotta be warm and fuzzy. Something like, um, “Love Day”, but not so lame.
Earth Day - just another Love Day?
In 1970, Earth Day was inaugurated to further environmental issues. 38 years later and what better way to raise awareness of deforestation, climate change, pollution than by, oh, I don’t know…
- taking a Virgin flight and increasing carbon emissions.
- investing in a HP computer that will be obsolete technology in six months.
- buying Banana Republic clothes even though 75% of your wardrobe rarely sees daylight.
In theory, Earth Day is wonderful - 17,000 organizations in 174 countries, coordinating millions of community development and environmental projects. But - and that’s a big ‘but’ - we are allowing it to be hijacked for big business to make big bucks.
Pardon? You say what?
Virgin, HP, AND Banana Republic are all recycling or donating to environmental organizations to celebrate Earth Day?
Oh! Sorry. So they’re NOT milking us dry by jumping on the green bandwagon!
Okay, so let me get this straight:
- Because the company promised to donate a gigantic $3 to environmental causes for every customer flying with them on that day, Virgin’s invitation to the world’s press to take a celebratory Earth Day flight was for the sake of the planet and was NOT a cheap stunt to raise awareness of Virgin’s new U.S. airline.
- Likewise, HP is solely interested in recycling old PCs for the good of the environment, NOT in its Earth Day promotions luring us into buying things we don’t really need, that will be obsolete virtually as soon as they’re unboxed.
- Banana Republic honestly believe that the best way to conserve resources and save the planet is to buy, buy, buy, buy, buy because they’ll donate a whopping 1% of the sales made during Earth Day week to charity. They did NOT launch an organic line just in time for Earth Day to exploit the day.
Silly me. All I saw was:
- Richard Branson (i.e. Mr. Virgin) is the 20th richest man in the U.K. with a $5.3 BILLION empire!
- HP sold 11 MILLION units in the first quarter of 2007 making them the biggest PC seller in the world!
- Luxury brand Banana Republic helped its parent company GAP earn $15.8 BILLION in 2007!
They see a bigger picture to solving the world’s problems that everyone else can’t! Thank God they’re here to push us in the right direction - by encouraging all of us to save the world by wasting more.
WOW! That’s some philosophy! ‘Consume more to use less’. Very profound! Wonder who said that first, Confucius or Aristotle?
But…
- and excuse me if I seem ungrateful after all they’re doing for us -
… isn’t that like trying to lose weight by bingeing on chocolate cake?
I believe Christmas was once some sort of celebration that didn’t include the worshipping of game consoles, golf clubs, shoes, jewellery, but the evidence for that is long since buried under Rudolph’s crap. There’s probably an organization or two that still indulge in quaint traditional customs but it’s nothing that the general populous is interested in really.
Why?
Because we’ve been brainwashed into spending every penny we can to prove to those around us how much we love them.
Why can’t we show some restraint? Why do we need 20 pairs of shoes, a TV in every room, so much food we throw away 30%…?
Why can’t we see that we are invariably manipulated into needlessly buying utter crap?
If we could jump off the consumerism merry-go-round, think how much more money we’d all have to spend on… oh, I don’t know… how about our -
- Children
- Education
- Health
- Vacations
- Hobbies
- Retirement
- Security
- Travel
- Family
- Friends
- Charity
Food shortages are causing riots around the globe - Bangladesh, Burkina Faso, Cameroon, Egypt, Mauritania, Mexico, Senegal, Uzbekistan… Are we really so dumb that we believe ‘it won’t happen to us’? We scorn junkies, yet we’re addicted to consumerism and no logic, prayer, or threat can wean us off it.
But do you want to know the really weird thing?
All those highflying execs that manipulate us into buying all this crap so wasting resources and screwing up the entire world… you know what they like doing?
- Skiing the pristine pistes of Aspen.
- Basking on powdery beaches in the Caribbean.
- Marvelling at magnificent beasts while on safari in Africa.
Yep, they blow all the money they extort from us on enjoying the very wonders that they’re destroying. Wonders they’re denying their children.
Now, I’m no psychology guru, but isn’t that just plain dumb? Ain’t that like taking a dump in the casserole you’re cooking for your family’s dinner? (Though, I should point out, I’m no cookery guru either, so I may have chosen a poor analogy there!)
I suppose that’s why I’m not on a six/seven figure income - I just can’t see the bigger picture that they can.
But why do they do it? Why do we let them?
Why do they want every single day to be like Christmas Day? Don’t they understand what it’s doing to the planet? Don’t they understand the disaster they’re forging for the future?
Luckily, Homer can answer that - “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
So go. See. Feel. Live.
Steve
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