Jun 26 2008
Want to Save the World? Here’s How!
(WARNING: this post contains images some readers may find shocking.)
Simple proof of what’s wrong with the world and how to save it.
Recently, I described the joy of rescuing Sarah, an orphaned crow, from certain death. However, not everyone was moved by my heart-warming endeavours. And this perfectly illustrates the root of all the world’s ills and what we can do to stop it.

Unless they’re on the New York Times Bestseller List, novelists invariably have to supplement their income. If you’ve browsed my website you’ll know I have a part-time job in a library. So, after finding Sarah, I sent an email to all the staff asking for advice.
Subject: Babysitting Sarah
Hi,
Does anyone know anything about hand-rearing a crow, please?
She’s a fledgling but is quite old - about the size of a small pigeon - but she’s still too young to be able to feed herself.
She’s VERY adventurous, which means she’s difficult to manage at times - for example, when she wants to play/explore, but you want to feed her.
She loves poohing everywhere (any tips on coping with the smell will be particularly welcome!).Any advice will be much appreciated.
Thanks,
Steve
P.S. I suppose you’re wondering about the ‘Sarah’ bit. Well, if you saw her, you’d know why we’ve christened her Sarah - she just looks like one.
Here’s one of the replies in its entirety (except for the xxx part):
Perhaps Steve it would be to your advantage if you checked if there are any members of staff within xxx with the same name (Sarah).
I should imagine that if there is, they could take great offence at your comments….
If this person had shown even the tiniest concern for Sarah’s survival, I’d have let this slip. But they didn’t. Instead, they invented a problem where none existed and ignored the crucial issue - saving Sarah.
I’m talking saving a life; they’re talking insult at a bird being given a person’s name.
WARNING!
Anyone of a nervous disposition should look away NOW.
Shocking images, yes - my apologies to Toms, Barneys and Stuarts everywhere!
And if you’ve ever affectionately been called ‘Babe’, you might want to look away too as this could well be what that person was picturing while saying it!
It’s amazing how morons fixate on imaginary problems to the extent they’re blind to truly important issues.
And that’s what’s wrong with the world - too many imbeciles completely oblivious to the true issues because they’re so busy inventing inane problems.
But couldn’t we solve that by simply ignoring them?
We could. But we don’t!
Because we live in a ‘sensitive’ society where every imbecile is encouraged to have their say, their opinions are often given credence they don’t deserve. This encourages other morons to jump onto the bandwagon and, before you know it, we’ve got -
- games kids have played for decades being banned because they’re deemed unsafe, e.g. everything from conkers to British Bulldogs Charge.
- perfectly good words banned because tiny demographics of the population ‘might’ be offended, e.g. ‘brainstorm’ upsetting epileptics.
- imbeciles who’ve been ‘injured’ and ‘deserve’ compensation, e.g. morons suing McDonald’s for making them fat.
Of course, our law-makers could ensure commonsense reigns…
Yeah, right!
The world’s only in this mess because politicians are so busy chasing their own imaginary problems to fulfill hidden agenda or embarking on misguided crusades in support of the imbeciles we’re discussing.
But I can see some readers wavering. I hear you ask, “What’s the big deal, Steve? A few kids can’t play some dumb game. So what!”
You think that’s where it ends? Kids’ games?
It might start with games, but it ends somewhere very different. And very dark!
Good people dying meaningless deaths. That’s where it ends.
Think I’m exaggerating? Think commonsense isn’t only not dead but actually thriving?
Last week, three judges released a man from prison. One Abu Qatada, acknowledged as Al Qaeda’s right-hand man in Europe. Why? Because holding him for deportation to face terror charges in Jordon was against his human rights.
Of course, he’s not ‘free’ free. Oh, heaven forbid. These judges aren’t crazy! No, they’ve fitted him with an electronic tag to get an idea of which part of Britain he’s freely roaming. Plus, they’ve made him promise not to contact his good buddy Osama Bin Laden.
Hey, I’m feeling safer already.
Yep, I’m sure seeing old buddies and blowing people up are the last things on Abu’s mind. He’s probably at home right now watching Eastenders on BBC1, or chuckling at a kitten playing with a ball of string.
This is a dangerous man who makes the world a dangerous place. But when danger threatens him, does he face it like the righteous warrior fighting for the one true God that he claims to be, or, quaking like a frightened, little girl, does he run for help from the very people he’d dearly love to slaughter?
Of course, people will argue that human rights apply to every single human and that if you bend the rules for one that slippery slope will lead to shooting jaywalkers and hanging parking offenders. And that’s an excellent argument.
Except…
Being human isn’t only about genetics but about how you treat your fellow man. You cross a certain line and you stop being ‘human’. Blowing up innocent people simply to make a statement? Why should you be allowed to hide behind the very rights you’ve taken away from someone else?
And no, I’m not talking about War on Terror; I’m talking about holding people accountable for what they’re doing to humanity AND the planet.
Why?
Because we’ve created a world where -
- millions die of starvation every year.
- millions die of preventable diseases every year.
- millions die of contaminated water every year.
But terrorists, both religious and corporate, can sleep soundly in their beds at night knowing the law is on their side.
Shouldn’t we speak out? Shouldn’t we raise our voices and make commonsense heard?
So go. See. Feel. Live.
Steve
P.S. If you like my blog - the passion, the philosophy - you’ll absolutely love my novel. “Deftly and intriguingly written, ‘What if…?’ is a thriller that fans of other novels such as ‘The DaVinci Code’ will relish. Highly recommended to thriller fans everywhere and should enjoy a spot on every fiction thrillers shelf.” Midwest Book Review. Please click here for an overview of the book or here for sample chapters.
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