Oct 09 2008
$700 Billion - Bailed Out or Sold Out?
That’s a number so big you just can’t imagine it, can you? So let’s take the mystery out of it:
Laying 700 billion $1 bills end to end would reach two-thirds of the way to the Sun and weigh as much as seven American aircraft carriers.
You wouldn’t get much of a good night’s sleep with all that under your mattress, huh?
Or, to put it another way…
- 700 billion seconds ago civilization hadn’t evolved.
- 700 billion minutes ago Man hadn’t evolved.
- 700 billion hours ago the Tyrannosaurus Rex hadn’t evolved.
- 700 billion days ago any life other than bacteria hadn’t evolved.
- 700 billion dollars ago was just last week for the U.S. Government. Hmm… I wonder when brains evolved?

$700 billion! Just think of all the wondrous things you could do with that amount of money!
For a start, you could simply hand every last penny over to a bunch of banks that landed themselves in a tad of trouble through a couple of poor managerial decisions, couldn’t you? In fact, I can’t think of anything better to do with it.
Ooops, hold up… maybe I spoke too soon…
Banks…? A tad of trouble. A couple of poor decisions.
You see, despite being professionals, these banking wizards never saw one single drawback in begging everyone and their dog to borrow as much money as they could carry!
Of course, many of these banking wizards will come out of this with more money than you or I will see in a lifetime. God forbid they should actually be accountable for what they’ve done.
But hey, I’m sure Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, one of the struggling banks, fully deserved his 2007 annual income of $68.7 million.
Not that Lloyd is alone.
- CEO of bankrupt Lehman Brothers, Richard Fuld ‘earned’ a total of $354 million.
- After his company lost $8 billion in a single quarter, Merrill Lynch chairman Stan O’Neal ‘earned’ $161 million.
- Chairman James Cayne sold his stake after Bear Stearns collapsed and ‘earned’ $60 million.
But let’s face it, these people work damned hard. Much, much harder than we little people do.
The average annual income in the U.S. is around $40,000, so to get $68,700,000, 1700 times the average, these people must work 1700 times harder. Right? So squeezing your fat, greedy butt behind a big desk to delegate jobs to underlings is:
- 1700 times more dangerous than being a firefighter.
- 1700 times more demanding than being a doctor.
- 1700 times more tedious than being a store clerk.
Obviously.
Why else would you and me, the world’s ‘little’ people who do all the REAL work to make the world go round, get paid so little in comparison?
So, $700 billion. Just given away. Despite many highly respected economists stating the contrary, those in control swear it’s the only way to avoid a catastrophic recession.
For those who don’t know, a recession means no one has any money to spend, so no one sells anything, so no one manufactures anything, so no one employs anyone, so the economy spirals down into mire of gloom, which means no one has any money to spend, so no one sells anything… I’m sure you get the vicious circle idea.
Now, I’m no economist, but maybe there’s a different light at the end of a different tunnel.
Okay, we’ve got $700 billion that we’re determined to give away. Are there any other options?
Well, all that $700 billion once belonged to the American people - taxes!
And the government is all about ‘of the people, by the people, for the people’?
So, couldn’t you argue that this $700 billion still actually belongs to the American people? So what’s the obvious thing to do?
Yep, give it back to them!
Let’s see, a recession means no one has any money, huh? And we’ve just given everyone in the country a huge wedge of cash? So people have money to spend, which means stores sell things, which means manufacturers produce things, which means people are employed, which ultimately means… oh, yeah, that pesky recession thing ruining the economy - not gonna happen!
Sound kinda good?
But let’s not be greedy here. 300,000,000 Americans - let’s give them just under half the money back. Let’s give every single American man, woman, and child a cool $1,000 each.
That’s $300,000,000,000 gone.
Now, so as not to be mistaken for a bunch of short-sighted, greedy, arrogant, ignorant bankers… what say we put a little by for a rainy day? Say, $100 billion.
Now, what to do with that remaining $300 billion?
Hmmm…
Maybe some of those three billion people who are so poor they live on less than $2 a day might have some thoughts?
Hey, here’s an idea!
$300 billion would give three billion people $100 dollars each.
Okay, that’s squat to you and me.
But these people have to buy food, heating, clothes, medicine, every single thing you can possibly imagine out of that $2. A windfall of $100 would be like winning the lottery - life-changing!
There’s not a lot of call for Gucci purses, botox injections, or gossip magazines in places like Mozambique or Angola where life expectancy is 42, or Ethiopia where they live to the grand old age of 52, so let’s assume that through shrewd investment (and after hanging their corrupt, aid-stealing officials), the Third World invests this money in:
- Irrigation equipment for crops
- Filtration systems for clean water
- Power for schools
- Medicines for clinics
As they drag themselves out of poverty, where do you think they’ll buy equipment, expertise, medicine? From the West?
Hmm, I wonder what effect that will have on the West’s economy?
Oh, that’s right - it’ll boost it!
So, the choice is simple. Do we blow all that money on greedy, self-serving, profiteering banks?
Or…
Do we turbo boost the economy by refunding the American people some of their taxes
AND
end world poverty all in one fell swoop?
Hmmm… that sure is a tough one, isn’t it?
So go. See. Feel. Live.
Steve
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