Lions led by Sheep -

If so, how do you choose what to fight for? 

I went shopping to the supermarket Asda today. I had a list so I wouldn’t forget anything:

• 1 H&K 9mm submachine gun - to deal with a noisy neighbour 
• 10 grams of cocaine - to relieve the stress caused by said noisy neighbour
• 2 Thai hookers - well, a man has his needs
• And a bottle of water - thirsty work all that killing, flying, and whoring!

Would you believe it, the only thing they had was bottled water!

It seems the government, in its omniscience, has decided that good people shouldn’t be allowed automatic weapons, recreational drugs, or prostitutes!

Well, excuse me, but what about my FREEDOMS!? Continue Reading »

This week, it snowed.

• London’s public transport system collapsed. 
• 6000 schools around the country closed. 
• Businesses lost millions through lost trade and employee absence.

Deep snow. Depressing snow. Dangerous snow.

The worst snow for two decades. It cast fear, misery, and danger over the entire nation.

The entire nation? Really…? Continue Reading »