Feb
12
2009
If so, how do you choose what to fight for?
I went shopping to the supermarket Asda today. I had a list so I wouldn’t forget anything:
- 1 H&K 9mm submachine gun - to deal with a noisy neighbour
- 10 grams of cocaine - to relieve the stress caused by said noisy neighbour
- 2 Thai hookers - well, a man has his needs
- And a bottle of water - thirsty work all that killing, flying, and whoring!
Would you believe it, the only thing they had was bottled water!
It seems the government, in its omniscience, has decided that good people shouldn’t be allowed automatic weapons, recreational drugs, or prostitutes!
Well, excuse me, but what about my FREEDOMS!? Continue Reading »
Feb
05
2009
This week, it snowed.
- London’s public transport system collapsed.
- 6000 schools around the country closed.
- Businesses lost millions through lost trade and employee absence.
Deep snow. Depressing snow. Dangerous snow.
The worst snow for two decades. It cast fear, misery, and danger over the entire nation.
The entire nation? Really…? Continue Reading »
May
22
2008
Cancer? Well, it’s one of those good news/bad news deals, isn’t it?
The bad news is one in three of us is going to become intimately acquainted with cancer leading to a lifelong relationship.
The good news is not to worry if you don’t get on as that ‘lifelong’ friendship won’t actually last that long!
Isn’t there any way to avoid befriending such a disagreeable character?
Let’s see, you can eat healthily, avoid excess in… well, everything, you can exercise, make all manner of lifestyle changes, but there’s no guarantee. Especially as no amount of bran, jogging, or abstinence will ever change your genes.
Bottom line?
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